In no particular order....
"Yes, I smoked pot. And I liked it."
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" (bonus points if on Air Force One)
"I’ll reveal everything the feds got on Roswell. EVERYTHING." (ditto, the JFK assassination)
"I don’t know."
"I advocate impeachment."
"Fuck Fox News."
"Mr. O’Reilly, can you please stop being such a douche bag?"
"Yankees suck." (ditto, the Raiders)
"Zeppelin rules!"
"Duncan Hunter? Yeah, he’s crazy. Crazy as a coconut. Tancredo, too."
"I love Daily Kos."
"Sorry, did I piss you off? I didn’t mean to, but see, I’m a human being, and I have opinions, and there’s no way everyone will always agree with them, so I’m just going to speak my mind."
"Bush is an idiot."
"Emo sucks."
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore."
to a press conference: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the fuck else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."
"I’ll work with Republicans but only when they’re ready to work with me."
"No genocide on my watch. No, REALLY. No, REALLY."
"I’m addicted to Lost."
"Wtf, mate?" (or better --- "AHH MOTHALAND!!!")
"Did you guys see Colbert last night?"
"No, I don’t believe in God."
"WWJD?"
"Boy I'm sure glad Rage got back together."
"We need to do a lot more to help the Third World."
"Boycott the RIAA."
"If elected, I’ll go without health insurance until Congress passes a universal single-payer package. And if they think I’m bluffing, I’ll start eating McDonald’s every day."
"If he wants it, Gore gets a cabinet position."
"Punk isn’t dead."
"Don’t stop...... believin’!" (have to sing it for it to count)
"I’m ashamed of some of the things this country has done."
"Slaughterhouse 5 should be mandatory reading for all high schoolers."
"NO MORE NUKES. In fact, let’s even get rid of all the old ones."
"My cat’s breath smells like cat food." (massive bonus if they do Ralph voice too, or "That's where I saw the leprechaun... he told me to burn things")
"We need to completely rethink our approach to the War on Terror."
Also, I’d like to hear a candidate say the word "dude" or the phrases, "kinda random" and "not gonna lie, but..." and, if they’re devoted enough to actually hang around a DKos diary for more than 4 minutes, "lol" or "imho" or "omg" or "omfg".
Yeah, I know, when hell freezes over.